Spotlight: Macy Ankenbauer
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Spotlight: Macy Ankenbauer
Izzy Oshel, Copy • February 1, 2024

Eighth grader Macy Ankenbauer, who has come to Seabury from West Middle School, kicked off her time at the school at the beginning of second semester. Her favorite thing about...

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Spotlight: Kingston McCall
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Spotlight: Kingston McCall
Tara Thompson-Glodich, Copy • February 1, 2024

Ready for the second semester of his first year at Bishop Seabury is sixth grader Kingston McCall!  Remembering back to his first day at the school, McCall says: “I was nervous,...

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Horoscopes
April 1, 2024

Aquarius: Warrant out for Mr. Nelson's arrest due to finally commencing a cage match among students. Pisces: @LEXXXI has requested to follow you. Wonderful! @Samantha (follow...

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Horoscopes
February 22, 2024

Aquarius: You will forget English. The language you will know is made from a series of sounds made by a centipede scuttling on damp sawdust. Only you understand this moist,...

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Spider-man: On the Way Home
Spencer Timkar, Copy • April 1, 2024

Walking home from school that gray autumn afternoon, the air felt unsettled. My walk was a calm trek through a forest trail when I got off the...

Rodeo Richmond
Margaret Mulhern, Copy • April 1, 2024

As the velvet carpets are being installed and the cameras are snapping tonight, it is truly hard to believe that when faculty member Shane Richmond...

The Knowledge of College
Tara Thompson-Glodich, Copy • April 1, 2024

Year after year, Seaburyians turn Seabury-no-morians. They go to a place to further their education and start the next chapter of their lives—or...

Headmaster’s Holiday is Canceled Forever
Albert Agah, Copy • April 1, 2024

Breaking news: There will no longer be any more Headmaster’s Holidays. Head of School Don Schawang, if that is even his real name, figured...

Spider-man: On the Way Home
Spencer Timkar, Copy • April 1, 2024

Walking home from school that gray autumn afternoon, the air felt unsettled. My walk was a calm trek through a forest trail when I got off the schoolbus—a shortcut I discovered...

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The Holdovers (2023)
Campbell Helling, Copy editor • February 22, 2024

Picture this: you’re stuck with a cranky teacher, arrogant classmates and the school cook over winter break, holed up in your bitterly cold Northeastern boarding school....

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High Bottle Prices
Albert Agah, copy • February 22, 2024

The term “Stanley Cup” has been pretty well known in society, but not because it is so popular today. Before the cups really gained popularity, the term “Stanley Cup”...

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Editorial: Kris Kobach Controversy
Sage McHenry, Copy Editor • February 22, 2024

Just weeks ago, on February 1st, Kansas State Attorney General Kris Kobach paid a visit to faculty member Sonja Czarnecki’s Global Studies class. The invitation sparked...

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POV: What is the Line in Satire?
Margaret Mulhern, Copy • February 22, 2024

While most watching the 2022 Oscars assumed they would only be privy to the sound of clapping, laughing and snubbing, they were soon slapped into reality as Will Smith’s...

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