Bringing Back Gladiators

Since ancient times, gladiatorial combat has been an icon of civilized entertainment and an excellent way of settling disputes. Sadly, the custom has fallen out of favor, what with the modernist values of western culture. Because it was such a staple of peace and stability in ancient times, we should strive to instate a similar institution to bring that fun and justice back to the mainstream.

Seabury Director of Athletics Brian Rios gives his opinion on bringing back gladiators, saying the tradition was “Certainly a good idea. There was no cable, so we needed entertainment.” However, when asked if gladiating should be brought back, Rios says, “No, we are more humane now. We should have water balloon fights instead.” 

On the contrary, freshman Grant Bryan supports the return of gladiators: “We should bring it back. Today’s two-year-olds aren’t adept in the way of the sword,” he says. “It should be a core class. It can either be your first time taking Gladiators, or your last time taking a class,” Bryan says with a laugh.

Sadly, with the emergence of sports like football and basketball, gladiatorial combat will likely never see the limelight again, but it is still worthwhile to look back on the fond memories that humans made while gladiators were still all the rage.