Aquarius: You’re Ken
Pisces: Your’e getting so olde.
Aries: e fishen ar comi.
Taurus: Super slop time. Piggin’ out porcine style.
Gemini: Sage McHenry is like Nero-Xi Jinping and journalism is an authoritarian prison state please HELP
Cancer: MMMMM…that smell… it’s so smelly…the only way I can describe the smell of the smell is that it’s smelly
Leo: Cloudy was the sky, damp was the room, there you gorged on industrial fumes
Virgo: Pairs of eyes disapprovingly peer, the rest of your violations they will soon hear
Libra: The air was crisp, the pumpkin was smashed, and the pie was missing: Will Smith’s new blockbuster
Scorpio: Bertram from Jessie
Sagittarius: Everybody call Alexandra Grumple, she loves when people call her that. Please do so immediately.
Capricorn: eating the posters off of the seabury billboard
