Aquarius: We should should purchase a bear and shave it bare in morning meeting like as a prank
Pisces: New party system: S[q]u[i]d Party versus S[po]n[g]e Party.
Aries: The jig is up: elect Milton Okazaki-Lopez for Speaker of the House
Taurus: Clothing exchange???? Barter my sock for your panties!
Gemini: just beans, JK I HATE BEANS AND YOU SMELL JUST LIKE ‘EM
Cancer: and prancer and dancer and downer and cupid and blitzle and fritzle and
Leo: Infractions through the broken lens pierce open your secrets: honesty is your last resort.
Virgo: Mildewy drywall falls like snowflakes in the dirty bowling alley––a lump in your throat.
Libra: Sometimes you jUst gotta shiMMy shake iT out
Scorpio: According to the 2021 World Report on Sheep Agriculture, Little Bo Peep is totally rockin’ it!
Sagittarius: And even though one little piggy had roast beef, one little piggy had none.
Capricorn: Breaking News: Kafka Rises From the Dead And Wins Ms. United States and Turns President Biden Into a COCKROACH. Those DIRTY DEMS!!!!!!!
