Aquarius: New freshman trip: Everyone rides in their own private jet to Aruba!!
Pisces: Breaking: 1 “Thousand” bees infiltrate production of FNAF movie. Makes it horrible.
Aries: Percy Jackson and The Sea of Monsters pg. 268 line 26, steamy addition 😉
Taurus: Dr. Who and THANOS, and the duck, and the hot tub time machine, CAUGHT MACKING hard-style.
Gemini: Turkey Day Fact! Drunkle yells libels at grandma
Cancer: “Hamilton” but instead of writing the Constitution they write Sci-Fi AU Twilight fanfics about themselves
Leo: Percy Jackson and The Last Olympian, I haven’t read it yet, it’s up to you
Virgo: 47°11′29″N 52°50′14″W
Libra: Greeble: Scrm didn bur ragnackle
Scorpio: Mr. Leuze BURN IN HELL pretty please :P
Sagittarius: New Capital Punishment Option: Once (1) convo with Gabe (INPOSIBLE) (GONE ROMAN-TIC)
Capricorn: Crusty the drywall, falling like snow, musty decay will be the only thing you know.