Aquarius: You will forget English. The language you will know is made from a series of sounds made by a centipede scuttling on damp sawdust. Only you understand this moist, crawly Lingua.
Pisces: New Trend: Gonna wet the bed
Aries: Rough plaster falls to the floor, your dismal decay. February has not gone away.
Taurus: Owen Diederich for mogging representative 2025
Gemini: All I do is rot and sing songs of sorrow to FAFSA.
Cancer: I’ll pick Love It Or List It and a Peps over world piece any day
Leo: The moral decay of our society is leading to cat boys who wear little cat costumes
Virgo: Breaking: “Where the Red Fern Grows” actually because of Iron Oxide in fertilizer
Libra: New Great Idea: Caffeine Being Injected Intra-Venous In Middle School Boys
Scorpio: when “I” “say” I “have” to “pee” just know “what” “I” mean.
Sagittarius: Seabury student body bedder redder start being more fotogeneic and nice or else the yearbook is gonna come out as ONLY JOURNALISM MEMBERS
Capricorn: Some of these monster ( ‘ O ‘ ) guys are really getting on my nerves:{
