Aquarius: STUDENTS ONLY: Anyone interested in cheating and breaking the Honor Code? This is not a trap.
Pisces: Let’s hope you’re not the person I heard say that Kendrick is overhyped because I personally hope they burn.
Aries: Found the Elf on the Shelf today in under three minutes; feeling powerful.
Taurus: You probably don’t know what ““`” these are. New button discovery?
Gemini: Grimy the lens, rainy the day. Even the obstructions do not obscure the decay.
Cancer: Studying without Instagram Reels is my Mount Everest.
Leo: You will forget to take the phone out of your pocket. Wear it as a necklace instead.
Virgo: Drywall is my skill. Others are not necessary.
Libra: Gray and brittle, sharp like a sickle. Be warned of the pine needle.
Scorpio: You will wake up with a piercing headache. Only respite will be the Antiques Roadshow.
Sagittarius: One of the ornaments on the tree has $200 in it. Meow.
Capricorn: Guys please stop mentioning the lopsided tree, we know. There is nothing we can do now.
