Aquarius: Sleep soundly tonight–big changes on the way, Zabygirl.
Pisces: Trip to Aruba? Don’t go…
Aries: Let the wind take you like a kite in the sky.
Taurus: My heart breaks over running into a teacher outside of school.
Gemini: It’s comeback season, crazy boy.
Cancer: Get yourself a big bowl of soup and munch.
Leo: Make friends with the water fountains; they will serve you well.
Virgo: Be the ant with the largest growl.
Libra: Little lethargic lice eat your locks lackadaisically. Be warned.
Scorpio: Sickness is a mentality…stay home, pigs.
Sagittarius: Be lame; send the note.
Capricorn: You will be appointed to be the next Secretary of The Interior. Get excited!
