Aquarius: What happens at the Macaw Landing Grill StAyS At ThE MaCaW LanDiNg GrIlL.
Pisces: Fishy fishy fishhhhhyyyy! Makin’ it stinkyyyyyy!
Aries: Teachers be like: stop breathing, I can hear you breathing!
Taurus: A fence made of purple popcorn, apples and bread, veggies, cauliflower and noodles yum!
Gemini: Rujinu forever! Baby Saja is my hero.
Cancer: Gather acorns for the winter. Few will do this. Most will starve.
Leo: Tread lightly. I am goggles.
Virgo: Cause of death: icebreakers.
Libra: Moving to Topeka and suing Olive Garden.
Scorpio: Listen to the ghosts in your room; it’s not your dad sleep talking to the TV.
Sagittarius: Scientists reveal the secret. Thousands bewildered. Many such cases.
Capricorn: My favorite fridge brand is MARRIOTT!!
