Gollier Holds Students Hostage

Gollier Arrested for Kidnapping Students; Forcing to Watch Old Movies

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Last Friday, Headmaster Don Schawang headed an investigative team working to locate thirty students that were present for their 8th hour classes but disappeared immediately after. The investigation found that at least seven of them had been looking dumbfounded at Mr. Gollier earlier in the week as he referenced a movie older than their parents’ marriage. So, with no other leads to follow, they made their way to room 201. What they found shocked them.

There, chained together as they were forced to watch movies such as “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986) and “Animal House” (1978), were the missing students. At the end of each movie, Gollier would dangle the key to their bonds in front of them, and whoever got a piece of trivia right would be released. All 30 of them were still there.

Though he was quickly taken into custody, Gollier was given a chance to explain himself: “They didn’t get my references,” he says, “so they didn’t get to go home.”


Movie Menu:

  1. Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
  2. Tropic Thunder (2008) – Features Robert Downey Jr. in black face
  3. South Park the Movie: Bigger and Uncut (1999)
  4. Caddyshack (1980)
  5. Airplane (1980)
  6. Scooby Doo with the Hex Girls (1999)
  7. StarGate SG1 (1997)
  8. Animal House (1978)
  9. Fletch (1985)
  10. Aliens (1986)