Aquarius: Jess, I broke badly:(
Pisces: Without my cell phone i feel i am in my cell alone
Aries: Angry drivers be like: “Honk Tuah,” Beep on that thing.
Taurus: Voyage to Antarctica (Seabury)
Gemini: No one will ever out-eat me when watermelon is what is being served.
Cancer: Money is calling. Pick up the phone?
Leo: Grating the gravel, scorching the asphalt. Don’t slather your wounds with road salt.
Virgo: Whining is the child, piercing are the ears, your burdensome x block feels like years.
Libra: Nowadays I just have to pee all the time, Libras who’s with me?
Scorpio: Tara vs. Hugh battle, who wins? No one, stop the fighting, group hug. Group hugh.
Sagittarius: Team building exercises (filling the dishwasher with concrete and running)
Capricorn: Maturing is learning that a hot car is relaxing.
