Spotlight: Shamus Sawyer

Spotlight: Shamus Sawyer

October 31, 2019

Horoscopes? Issue 3 (10/31/19)

October 31, 2019

Aquarius: Tomorrow, find solace in the fact that although you and your toes have been unduly separated, the appendages will add delightfully to the stew that Mr. Neuteboom is making in the Seabury basement.   Pisces: ...

Horoscopes Issue 2 (10/2/2019)

October 2, 2019

Aries: Aaaaaaah! Rand Paul is chasing me! His hands are the size of BOILERPLATES! His heelies are TOO FAST for me to outrun!   Taurus: If you throw out bacon grease with the cat litter, your FBI agent will put you on t...

Spotlight: Zeb Brinson

Katie Eckert

October 2, 2019

You walk into the gym for morning meeting and find a crowd of people scattered across the gym playing sports of all kinds: soccer, baseball, volleyball and basketball. Standing among them every morning and break is one who ca...

Horoscopes Issue 1 (9/12/2019)

September 13, 2019

Aries: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the chronic multifocal osteomyelitis.   Taurus: Imagine this: Father Rob plays “Teach Me How to Dougie” after chapel and hits The Dougie as you w...

Spotlight: Valene McInerney

Edie Patterson

September 12, 2019

In the Art room sixth hour, maybe half the freshmen in the class are gathered around one girl’s desk while we are supposed to be finishing shaded, proportional first sketches of our own faces in a mirror, amazed at the draw...

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