Horoscopes Issue 1 (9/12/2019)

September 13, 2019

Aries: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the chronic multifocal osteomyelitis.   Taurus: Imagine this: Father Rob plays “Teach Me How to Dougie” after chapel and hits The Dougie as you w...

Spotlight: Valene McInerney

Edie Patterson

September 12, 2019

In the Art room sixth hour, maybe half the freshmen in the class are gathered around one girl’s desk while we are supposed to be finishing shaded, proportional first sketches of our own faces in a mirror, amazed at the draw...