Ẅ̷̙́a̴͍̅n̷̥͋d̷̨̓ê̴̻r̸̟̀ĩ̵̤n̷̰̈́g̵͉̔ ̴̐͜a̶̼̽r̷̻̾o̶͈̐u̸̪̍n̶̰̾d̶͕́ ̶̈́͜t̶͜͝h̵͙̉ẻ̷͜ ̶͚̊h̸̢̕ǎ̴̠l̴͈̽l̵̝͑ṣ̷̓,̷̳͗ ̵̨͝ÿ̸̩õ̷̤u̵̼͝ ̴̜̊m̸̙͌i̴̤̓g̴̥͊h̵͖̔t̴̟̚ ̴̰̆ǹ̵̳o̸̜̽t̶̤͒ ̸̡̔k̵͚̓n̵̙̽ǫ̵̍ẇ̸̯ ̵̹̈́h̷̙͊e̸̼͂’̸͕̎ś̸̞ ̷̮̚t̶͈̍h̸͔͒è̶̗r̶̦̓ĕ̴̱.̸̣̽ ̷͈̃B̴̤̑u̶͇̒t̷̂ͅ ̴̬͛h̴̳͑ḛ̶͠’̶̣̃s̷̮̄ ̷̖̀t̶̨͗h̷͐͜ẹ̸̓r̷̤͑e̶͖̎.̵͔̒

KC Wolf is a 32nd grader who is known around the school for his wide hips, abysmal driving skills, and sweet tooth. You’ve probably seen him around, seeing as he is 8’11” — he’s not easy to miss. His often flamboyant mask is made not from cloth, but from the skin of Who Dey. One often sees him delivering baked goods, which he bakes himself at Arrowhead Stadium. Along with his bubbly personality, this all makes it hard to miss KC Wolf.

KC Wolf transferred to Seabury from Kansas City Academy in 1893. When asked about his favorite part of the school, he replied, “This may seem weird, but I love the basement to study in. It’s so quiet, so I’m never disturbed when I have to study for one of 6000 tests I have to take. The sounds of the portal in the corner are comforting, and I only hear screaming coming from there every once in a while.”

KC Wolf is a huge fan of not just football, but also of baseball and soccer. He gushes about his love for sports: “I love our local teams, and they love me!” When asked about other sports teams in Kansas City, such as basketball, he replied, “what?”

Make sure to say “hi?” to him in the halls! He might give you a cookie õ̴̗r̵̺̊ ̴͔̕h̷̰͋é̶̤ ̷̯̑m̶͓̀i̷̫͑g̶̭̈́h̶̠̋t̶̖̃ ̷̫͋e̸̫͛x̸͚̌t̴̟͝e̶̢̾r̸͙̊ḿ̷̫í̷̭n̴̰͑ȧ̵̟ť̴͚ë̸̗́ ̷̹̀ÿ̴̝́o̶͔͂u̵̧̿.̵̭͊