Aquarius: You better behave or Mister Richmond is going to hunt (bow) you like the deer meat (venison) you are.

Pisces: My favorite memory is when I wake up this morning and I’m the best.

Aries: mfw beaver college isn’t ranked but k state is >:(

Taurus: There all is aeching.

Gemini: I HAVE A MODERATE DISTASTE FOR PAUL (german).

Cancer: It is ok to get down and dastardly every once in a while

Leo: You have become 1 (one). 

Virgo: You are so stinky. You are so so stinky. mmm.

Libra: Statistically Andrew Lang is indeed perhaps 23% more likely to be a steppe nomad horse archer keep your pastures safe 

Scorpio: Yak yak yak. You can whimper about imperialism all you want, but it won’t change the nonexistence of Italians. 

Sagittarius: Under the road behind the wall, the vile illusion soon will fall.

Capricorn: Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you.

Sagicornio: Take them boys to school, swagonometry.