Aquarius: We’re going on a volleyball trip; we’re going to get kidnapped!!
Pisces: Buried in the bone pit
Aries: bad luck, good skill
Taurus: HAmBuRgEr
Gemini: meSsy librarIes eXplode and diSsect chickEns eVen whEn gNocchi.
Cancer: hear me out: y = mx+b
Leo: Why do you write like you’re running out of time? Come back to bed. That would be enough.
Virgo: I’m so blue I’m greener than purple!
Libra: I finally finished graphing it! I got -4791! (graph goes to 10)
Scorpio: She grabbed me by the toes and said “wakey wakey eggs and bakey!”
Sagittarius: sHoW yOuR iNnEr aLpHa
Capricorn: I WILL GET MARRIED AT COSTCO!!
