Aquarius: Not only is there evil outside… there’s Evil Within too (two).
Pisces: These cannons are a 10 out of 10 kaboooooooom
Aries: Yo my reboot card expires in 20 seconds lock in.
Taurus: Pack it up.
Gemini: I actually used to live in Jamaica.
Cancer: Guy who was a high school senior in 2020: “You know, I never got a graduation.”
Leo: “I think orange and grapes would date.”
Virgo: Do NOT invest $400-750 in nvidia stock RIGHT now.
Libra: Is there copper in my hair?
Scorpio: Cream cheese isn’t cheese without the cream.
Sagittarius: Twin…where have you been?
Capricorn: $10 for a unicorn cap.
