Aquarius: If you ain’t ice crystals in your orange water, you’re gerbs brodocs
Pisces: That’s me trying to think and it hurts me
Aries: Report to the front desk, you’re gonna be a C.E.O.
Taurus: I have the dough dough dough
Gemini: I’ll hop into my imaginary world and think about RAINBOWS and SPARKLES!!!!
Cancer: Metronome, Clash of Clans, and Dave: The Golden Trio
Leo: Emperor Tokugawa Ieyausu will send you 10,000 years of blessings if you pledge your allegiance to the Tokugawa Shogunate. Type YES to affirm.
Virgo: Forgets birthday is in November, not October
Libra: Chillllllllllllll downnnnnnnnnnn
Scorpio: I’ll jump on my little broomstick!
Sagittarius: It’s all about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Capricorn: Teacher gives class twenty minutes to write a two word title
