Aquarius: Grand Rapids, Michigan, September 18th, 2027, 11:47 PM.
Pisces: Jittleyang or gumbstumpler
Aries: Seriously, you need to stop doing that. Like ASAP. I’m talking to you. Yeah, you.
Taurus: what are they putting in the air?
Gemini: Be wary of 2 foot tall guys with red pointy hats and white beards. They are up to no good. None at all.
Cancer: Yo that’s actually crazyyyyy
Leo: DO NOT SULLY MY GREAT NAME.
Virgo: Man, don’t EVER eat no food from Ravenholm.
Libra: Do you hear them?
Scorpio: You need to trust the 2 foot tall guys with red pointy hats and white beards. They are up to good things. Lots of ‘em.
Sagittarius: Man, are you sagittarius right now?
Capricorn: Ough
