Aquarius: dipdipdipdipdipdipdipdipdip
Pisces: Don’t even trip dawg!
Aries: listen to ambient music
Taurus: Anyone up whispering to the shadow people?? or is it just me…hehehe
Gemini: Yo do you want anything from Arby’s?
Cancer: Yeah lemme get the meat mountain and a large diet coke. Thanks man.
Leo: ignore them.
Virgo: McPicklePounder now on the menu at McDonalds.
Libra: Siri call my local government officials please. No not that one
Scorpio: yo bro you CAN’T be doing that bro you can’t do that here man you can’t do that
Sagittarius: Favorite activity: walking around with mega-sized chess pieces like it’s my baby.
Capricorn: I could eat you aliveeeeeee.
