15:38, March 28th, 2026, dozens of Cessna AC-208 Combat Caravans ascend into a cloudy afternoon sky from Veritas Aerodrome. Loaded with Hellfire Missiles, the birds of death loitered over Seabury until the first strike was authorized by Supreme Leader Biggerstaff.
There was no grand music, no audience applause, just the pull of a trigger, tense waiting and then a flash of light followed by an ear-shattering boom.
Grandmaster Schawang has remained unseen since the strike. Director of Press Johnson said on the matter, “I have heard his cawing from the bunker; he is surely alive.” Reports indicate that the missiles pierced the FEMA certified command bunker, likely vaporizing Grandmaster Schawang and SRGC General Whipple.
The strikes came after a long and circular process of negotiations, where neither side felt that their basketball recruitment territory was being respected. Additionally, Interior Minister Pulsinelli openly refused to disassemble their nuclear enrichment program in the Seabury Basement. This program, the subject of much international controversy, was predicted by Biggerstaff to “be able to produce a weapon by the first of April.” Many Veritasians believed preemptive strikes to be a “headmaster’s holiday surprise.”
Hundreds of Seaburians have been seen both cheering in hopes of the Dr.’s vaporization, or in mourning for the tragic turn of the small nation state.
These public displays will be short lived, however, for Biggerstaff has recently given a press conference where she declared, “Seabury is still only days away from making a bomb, we must strike them again to preserve international security.”
The Chronicle will continue to report the glorious armed response of Seabury against the Axis of Losers in the region, including Veritas, Maranatha, KCC and all other enemies of The Bishop.
